NEWS FLASH......THIS JUST IN:
"Seismologists have determined that the earthquake outside of DC on Tuesday was not from a fault line but rather the result of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."
Breaking News:
It has been established that the DC earthquakes occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line; President Obama is deciding whether to call it “Bush’s Fault”, "Tea Party's Fault" or "Not My Fault."
It has been established that the DC earthquakes occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line; President Obama is deciding whether to call it “Bush’s Fault”, "Tea Party's Fault" or "Not My Fault."
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